
More is more. At least that's what Disney thinks when it comes to the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Here, we have not one, not two, but more than a handful of heroes, and I lost count of the number of villains in this mega-blockbuster. You know you're going to get your money's worth.
Continuing where the second sequel left us, the film opens with a mass hanging scene in which Lord Culter Beckett (Tom Hollander) sends anyone suspected of being pirates to the gallows. The people begin to sing a pirate song, calling for the pirate lords. Thanks to Admiral Norrington (Jack Davenport), Beckett now possesses Davy Jones' (Bill Nighy) heart and thus control Jones and his men, and the sea.
Meanwhile, Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) leads Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) and the rest of the gang to Singapore to find Captain Sao Fen (Yun-Fat Chow). They need a ship and a crew to find Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who is trapped inside Davy Jones' locker. Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) has the chart to find him at world's end.
Once they find Sparrow, they must find a way to return to the world of the living, and answer the people's call. Of course, things are not as simple as they seem, as everyone has his or her own motive, and they would do anything to sabotage one another to achieve their own goals. At the end, they must bend together to fight Lord Beckett, or they risk extinction altogether.
The huge cast compete for screen time. Johnny Depp (Sweeney Todd) doesn't even appear until midway into the film. His Capt. Jack Sparrow is just as zany as before. Keira Knightley (Pride & Prejudice) and Orlando Bloom (Elizabethtown) reprise their roles as the lovers torn apart by their ambitions. Geoffrey Rush (Munich) returns as a kinder, gentler Barbossa. Bill Nighy (Notes on a Scandal) has much less to do this time around, plagued by a subplot that involves Tia Dalma, played by Naomie Harris (Miami Vice).
Also reprising their roles are Jack Davenport (The Libertine) as Norrington, Tom Hollander (Pride & Prejudice) as Beckett, Jonathan Pryce (The Brothers Grimm) as Governor Swann, Kevin McNally (Scoop) as Gibbs, and Stellan Skarsgard (King Arthur) as "Bootstrap" Bill Turner. New to the cast is Hong Kong superstar Yun-Fat Chow (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) as fiendish Captain Sao Feng. Rocker Keith Richards has a ball playing Captain Teague, Jack Sparrow's father.
The writers, headed by Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, return for round three. Many people considered the plot of Dead Man's Chest extremely convoluted; At World's End is no different. To summarize the plot: Someone betray someone else, and then they make amends, and then they betray one another again. That's pretty much it. They try to explain why the characters act certain ways and how things come to be -- but the explanations defy logic, even within the realm of high-concept fantasies. The huge cast of character leaves no room for solid character development -- they're only there to propel the plot from one action sequence to another.
Fortunately, under the old hands of director Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean series, The Ring), the pace is fast enough so that the audiences don't have time to raise too many questions. The special effects are inconsistent, ranging from spectacular (the journey to Davy Jones' Locker, the climactic fight in the middle of a maelstrom) to underwhelming, even cheesy (for example, the reveal of Calypso, the Sea Goddess). The fight scenes are also very confusing, with a lot of close-ups and fast cutting -- it's very difficult to figure out what is going on.
In all fairness, Pirates of the Caribbean is pure popcorn. It's loud, fast, and mind-boggling. We must check our brains at the door in order to just let go and enjoy the film for what it is -- an amusement park ride. It's exciting, and it's crazy. At 168 minutes, however, the film is at least 30 minutes too long. They could have cut many extraneous parts (the scenes with Sao Feng, for example, really are not necessary), reduced the number of characters, and tightened the plot. If the movie is a roller-coaster ride, it's a long one that may make you sick at the end.Stars: Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jack Davenport, Bill Nighy, Jonathan Pryce, Yun-Fat Chow, Lee Arenberg, Mackenzie Crook, Kevin McNally, Tom Hollander, Naomie Harris, Stellan Skarsgard
Director: Gore Verbinski
Writers: Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Stuart Beattie, Jay Wolpert
Distributor: Buena Vista
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of action/adventure and some frightening images
Running Time: 168 Minutes
Ratings:
Script – 5
Performance – 7
Direction – 6
Cinematography – 8
Music/Sound– 7
Editing – 7
Production – 9
Total –6.9 out of 10

Shrek (Mike Myers) and Fiona (Cameron Diaz) are resigned to their temporary royal duties and lifestyle when Fiona's father, King Harold (John Cleese), falls ill. After the King dies, Shrek is to be King but he just wants to go back to his swamp. Accompanied by loyal friends Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Puss in Boot (Antonio Banderas), Shrek sets off to find Artie (Justin Timberlake), Fiona's distant cousin, and coerce him to become the new King instead.
Meanwhile, Prince Charming (Rupert Everett) is scheming to take back "his" kingdom. He recruits all the villainous outcasts and stages an attack on Far, Far Away, capturing Fiona and her friends. He plans to lure Shrek back to the castle and kill him in front of everyone.
At the same time, Shrek has to deal with the news that Fiona is pregnant. The impending fatherhood scares Shrek, and he fears that his simple life will never be the same again.
The usual suspects all do a good job reprising their roles as the lovable characters. Mike Myers (
The returning cast includes Julie Andrews (
Written by a large group of writers headed by Andrew Adamson (
There are many funny moments, including a hilarious fight scene involving the Princesses, and a side-splitting one involving Gingerbread Man and Pinocchio being interrogated by Prince Charming. Fortunately, there are also some quiet moments to help develop characters. The scenes with Artie and Merlin, however, somehow drag and feel flat. Also, for once I'd like to see less bathroom humor and fart jokes -- I know, they are funny... for six-year-olds, perhaps.
Directed by Chris Miller and Raman Hui (
Rachel (Lindsay Lohan) is a seventeen-year-old troublemaker from San Francisco. To teach her a lesson, her mother, Lilly (Felicity Huffman) strong-arms Rachel to spend the summer with grandma Georgia in Idaho. Georgia is known for her strict rules, and Lilly hopes she would knock some senses into Rachel, even though Lilly herself can't stand Georgia.
Right off the bat, Rachel breaks all the rules Georgia sets forth. The only things that keep her entertained are Harlan (Garrett Hedlund), a young Mormon man ready to embark on his two-year mission, and Simon (Dermot Mulroney), a handsome veterinarian who also treats human patients. Rachel has a lot of fun raising hell in the quiet small town until Georgia learns of her dark secret. When Lily returns to town to confront Rachel, the three women must find their places in this twisted web of broken relationships.
Jane Fonda (
Lindsay Lohan (
The men are in fine forms, albeit underutilized. Dermot Mulroney (
Written by Mark Andrus (
Director Garry Marshall (
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Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is a top-notch police officer in London. Obsessed with his job, Angel has no personal life and he devotes all his energy to work. In fact, he is so good on the job that he threatens everyone around him. So Chief Inspector Kenneth (Bill Nighy) promotes Angel to Sergeant -- only that he will be transfered to a sleepy country town named Sandford.
His new colleagues are inept buffoons. Inspector Frank Butterman (Jim Broadbent) is a silly old man, and Angel's new partner, the Inspector's son Danny Butterman (Nick Frost), is a drunken dimwit. Angel tries to do this job, only to be met with ridicule: "You're too over-zealous; this isn't London."
Just as Angel begins to resign to his quiet small-town existence, a series of gruesome accidents piques his suspicion. His prime suspect is store manager Simon Skinner (Timothy Dalton), a slick, arrogant man active in the community. When Angel voices his concerns, everybody laughs at him and brushes him off, except Danny, who thinks he's missing out on the "big stuff" as depicted in Hollywood movies. He idolizes Angel and wants to be a top cop just like him. When Angel finally unveils the malice behind the "accidents," it's up to him and Danny to protect Sandford and seek justice for these crimes.
Simon Pegg (
The excellent cast also includes Bill Nighy (
Written by co-star Simon Pegg and director Edgar Wright (
Wright's direction is brisk and full of energy, with great pacing and movements. There are many sight gigs that are sure to create some belly laughs. But there are also great moments and sentiments about friendship, loyalty and, ironically, taking things slow. The editing is very clever, and the soundtrack is fun. In fact, the whole production has that jovial, wink-wink quality to it, and you can't help but think: Wow, they really had fun making it.
From the title to the end credits,